Starting: West Yellowstone, MT
Destination: West Yellowstone, MT
Distance: whatever the loop is around YNP
Sleeping in the car: MISTAKE.
See,
we've slept in a smaller vehicle in colder conditions just fine, so we
figured that a larger vehicle would also be just fine. It was not just
fine. We, uh, actually started to run out of air? Sometime around 5am we
woke up breathing heavily and I had to decide if a fear of grizzly
bears (why oh why did we sleep in the food container) was worth slow
asphyxiation?
Sleep in Subaru Legacies. Sleep in Mazda 626s. Do not sleep in Kia Souls.
And
yet, we still didn't get up early enough. Because, you see, Yellowstone
is actually the Disneyland of the National Park System. And by that I
mean, if you want to go to
see Mickey Old Faithful, you
have to be at the site by like, 8am. We didn't get in until about 10,
so we were pretty damn screwed. Also, it was still about 55 degrees and
drizzly, and one of the Visitor Centers said that they were up 25% in
visitors. We did hit the Midway Geyser Basin and fought our way through
half the population of east Asia and their selfie sticks, but the
Prismatic wasn't nearly as prismatic due to the insane steam blowing our
way from the incoming rainstorm. Said rainstorm also deterred us from
the Fairy Falls area, and LOL there was no getting into Old Faithful.
(Don't worry--our Ranger friends assure us that there's nothing missed
there, and Aaron sneers that it is a
lie and automated.) So the
southwestern quadrant of the loop was pretty much... rainclouds, trees,
and gaggles of really dumb people.
Southeastern was stormy--we
didn't walk Storm Point because of a storm, and the wind off the lake
was a biting damp cold that frankly, we had dealt with enough in
Colorado. We got our stamp down near Fishing Bridge and wound our way
up, seeing plenty of wildlife but none of the big predators. We did see a
bison nearly attack an RV, and a bunch of people swarming toward a male
elk despite a Ranger standing in the middle of the road, pained, trying
to herd them away. There was nearly a pile-up when a female moose was
spotted in a meadow, and the poor woman driving the Yellowstone bus
threw her hands up in frustration. At one point, we saw a great herd of
people pointing toward a cabin, the kind of herd that indicates
wildlife--but also a pissed off Ranger and an ambulance? Never found out
what that was about, but heard some people mentioning it further up at
the Canyon.
We did get into the Canyon at the northeast part, and
walk the trail from Lower Falls to Upper Falls. It is a very
unforgiving, steep trail and it was nice to stretch our legs. Great
scenery. Saw an eagle. As much as we wanted to actually hike something
(learned: they are very stingy with hiking trails. I think it's to
protect the animals), we apparently didn't have a party big enough to
take on Mount Washborn and its grizzly bear population. Also, it was
stormy, and we have had enough of being chased off mountains by
lightning. Furthermore, according to an eavesdropped conversation
between Rangers, the stretch between the lake and the canyon has three
grizzly families, with three angry mamas and six cubs between them. And
one family is guarding a carcass 80 yards from the road. We were
perfectly content not getting out of the car. The north side had the
lady moose, and northwest, on the road to West Yellowstone, we watched a
small herd of elk with a baby elk lay down and graze in what must be
the cocaine equivalent of grass, because they cared for
nothing.
We
had a great many discussions about the nature of Yellowstone. We threw
around words like "neutered" and "wow, this is a really boring stretch
of road" before deciding that it was basically Pokemon Snap and
readjusted our epic expectations accordingly. Much like how Wyoming and
Kansas were examples of God's enormity, and the Rockies were His
terrifying awesomeness, Yellowstone is his mercy and longsuffering,
because honestly, most people there should be dead of geysers or wild
animals.
After finishing our loop, we met with my friend Geoff
and his buddy Jake, who are awesome and knowledgeable Rangery intern
types, and they led us to a great dinner full of elk and buffalo meat.
(Geoff also provided us an itinerary of spots to go to in the park--we
tried!) We started to drive to Earthquake Lake after dinner, but were
too tired, and settled in at camp instead. Whereupon I discovered a tree
in our site very freshly clawed up by a bear and we saw an elk and a
fox on the campground. But we had a good night, got half of our
thank-you cards done by bedtime, marked up the atlas for the next day,
and enjoyed a dry night in our tent. Crazy talk.
I really, really
love Montana. I love the cool air, the views, the mountains, the
twilight. If I had a bear-proof place to stay, I'd stay there even
longer (but the paranoia about smelly things near the tent was wearing
on me). I think Montana even slightly beats out Wyoming, although we
were only in the very southern tip for two days. I am absolutely coming
back to Montana. Glacier is calling my name. I mean, we've had talks
about coming back to the Rockies, preferably in a cabin and with kids
(so a long while off), but I think I need me more Montana in my life.
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West Yellowstone camp site! |
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I can never win. |
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Geothermal steam. |
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Midway Geyser Basin. |
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YNP has the best signs. |
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Turquoise Pool. |
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Grand Prismatic for the day. The steam was colored! |
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Excelsior, which felt like showing off its awesome blue colors. |
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Baby elk! Right by the road. |
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Lake Yellowstone. |
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What most of the park looks like, not gonna lie. |
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Did someone get gored? ...Again? |
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The bison had been chilling in the river. He was done chilling. |
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Asians with selfie sticks, man. |
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Our picnic site on the Yellowstone River... covered in bear/elk marks. |
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The biggest crow we've ever seen. It was the size of a hawk. |
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Grand Canyon of Yellowstone. |
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Male elk. |
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Unnamed geothermal feature. Cute little geyser? |
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Elk and their cocaine grass. |
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Montana. |
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Sky over Hebgen Lake. |
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Hebgen Lake. I love how that mountain is missing a chunk. |
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Bear marks, so fresh the sap is still dripping. |
Loving your blog!
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